Breaking news! Martha has new kittens! Well, she adopted them, she didn’t birth them herself, or that WOULD be breaking news.
The thing is, though, that one of them, Empress Tang, has an unfortunate name. We will be referring to her as Empress T*** from now on in order to stick with our PG promise.
BTW we are making a PG promise.
JK JK JK.
[by Susan]
Marthable 
Ass Empress Tang sounds even better!