gets hammered and goes nuts with her October issue. It’s usually Halloween central, with glittery jack’o’lanterns and a complicated life-sized witch craft for your front lawn that is actually made out of a little old lady and Martha leering on the cover in zombie make-up.
NOT THIS YEAR, FOLKS!
THIS YEAR WE HAVE TOADSTOOLS!
Let’s see them again! Adorable, roly-poly TOADSTOOLS!
Oh god, I can’t stop laughing at them. Partly because they fill me with glee and partly because if Martha were Tori Amos,* this would mean something completely different. [by Susan]
*An unnerving thought, at best!